Piggy wiggy woo.

Following on from Purrplechick’s post, here’s my pig.

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer
Toward the middle, they are a realist.
Facing right, they are innovative and active, but don’t have a strong sense of family, nor do they remember dates
With many details, they are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener they are.
The bigger the better. They drew medium sized ears, they are a good listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of their sex life.
And again more is better! They drew medium sized tail

Show us your fluffy bits!

Following on from Steve’s sheep blog, here’s my attempt.

Bum fluff weather

What’s the fucking point?! If you’re going to rain: then RAIN, otherwise don’t fucking bother.
What good is this half-hearted, pissy, drizzle shit?
That’s why I’ve decided this type of weather should be called Bum fluff weather; There’s no point in it. Either do it properly or get rid of it.

Gah.

The January sales

I hate the January sales. What is the fucking point?! It’s so contrived, so obviously a set up, and so bloody annoying.
Much like the ‘encore’. What the hell is all that about?! We all know that the ‘last song’ is never the last song, and that the band will always pretend to finish but actually come back on and perform at least another two songs.

Cunts.